Volvo Driving Soccer Mom Acordes

You know I used to be a bad girl,

I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom.

Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club,

But now I know my right wing from my wrong.

Yeah-yeah, I really used to be a bad girl,

I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom.

I know I used to be a real wild child,

But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom.

Nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom, nana-nana nana-nana.

I really used to be a bad girl,

I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong.

I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do,

But now I'm different, now I sing a new song.

I really used to be a bad girl,

I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom.

Yes, I used to be a real wild child,

But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom.

Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,

Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom.

Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,

Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom.

Whoa, whoa, where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?

I wonder where all the porn stars go,

Cause when you need one, they are never around.

I think they moved out to the suburbs,

And now they're blond, bland, middle-class Republican wives.

They've got blond, bland, middle-class Republican children,

And blond, bland, middle-class Republican lives.

Where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?

I think I know where all the porn stars go?

They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms.

Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,

Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom.

Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,

Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom.