Bob Accordi

He spent 15 years

Getting loaded for 15 years

Till his liver exploded

Now what's Bob gonna do

Now that he can't drink?

The Doctor said: "What ya been thinking bout?"

Bob said, "that's the point. I won't think bout nothing.

Now I gotta do something else

To pass the time

Had someone shave his head

He got a new identity

62 hole air cushioned boots

And a girl who rides a scooter

To take him out of town

They would get away

Running around

And as the trucks drive by

You can hear the mother fuckers go "PUNK!"

A couple of lines, an extra thermos of Joe

He'll be kicking in heads at the punk rock show

Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what

Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what to do

When the doctor tells him to

Quit your drinking, now's the time

But will he ever walk the line?

To all my friends I feel just great

But will he ever walk the line?

Kicking ass, and busting heads

Red suspenders

Once a day he shaves his head

But will he ever walk the line? [Repeat: x2]

Bob!